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mimi_animee

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mimi_animee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1473
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About mimi_animee : William Haynes is my spirit animal

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Visits<b>Creed_Aprooved</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:30pm<b>BawsTurtle</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:56am<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 9:03pm<b>gshocker20</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:47pm<b>spartanharp</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:58pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:00am<b>Elielili</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:56am<b>sarahhhl</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:26am<b>sabres5730</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Bassist_Ibanez</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:17am<b>logan3578</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:55am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:11pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:08pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:49am<b>JustBecausePie</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 8:35am

Fucked!<b>Creed_Aprooved</b> - yesterday at 9:30pm<b>JustBecausePie</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:03am<b>nightwings</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 12:32pm<b>conivore723</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 11:52pm<b>MrCrazy99</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 12:33pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:15pm

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mimi_animee's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10799) - you deserved it (46620)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39223) - you deserved it (2164)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

#21437372
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (6618)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30144) - you deserved it (8562)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38296) - you deserved it (4194)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42168) - you deserved it (2843)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16867) - you deserved it (42440)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43342) - you deserved it (19622)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37834) - you deserved it (4519)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (6899)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38408) - you deserved it (6746)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36577) - you deserved it (2373)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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