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millymarie42
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 6
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About millymarie42 : I love sports and soccer :D I like looking at other people's stories when I'm having a shitty day ;)

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84317) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102528) - you deserved it (6141)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (469)

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (99814)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121598) - you deserved it (28951)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56675) - you deserved it (138540)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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