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Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by inseriouspain (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by NotSoSexy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
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On 08/03/2009 at 1:15am - love - by Tuck_My_Life (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
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