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mikki02
  • Town/Country : Comox, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34215) - you deserved it (5590)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML

#3620839 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (6300) - you deserved it (58506)

On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was my boyfriends birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421 (383)

I agree, your life sucks (49818) - you deserved it (19633)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (268306) - you deserved it (24541)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141715) - you deserved it (53041)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (3569) - you deserved it (14832)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (15255) - you deserved it (13514)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version