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About mikezz22 : im mike, i read fml to pass the hours at work sometimes.. i usually hang out infront of a tim hortons with friends and i love to drive.. i know, im awsome :D -- slightly redneckish
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Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Friday 24 July 2015