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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mikezz22 : im mike, i read fml to pass the hours at work sometimes.. i usually hang out infront of a tim hortons with friends and i love to drive.. i know, im awsome :D -- slightly redneckish

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Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (3364)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

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On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87522) - you deserved it (14632)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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