About mikezz22 : im mike, i read fml to pass the hours at work sometimes.. i usually hang out infront of a tim hortons with friends and i love to drive.. i know, im awsome :D -- slightly redneckish
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by Mandy / 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Health
Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 4:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the… Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to… Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned…
- Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…