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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (95408) - you deserved it (7790)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77860) - you deserved it (34284)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:49am - intimacy - by nudesurprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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