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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1985 (28 years)
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Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)



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