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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 April 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML


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On 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm - health - by BoobiePain - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML


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