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miketofte

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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miketofte's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

by BoobiePain / 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

by burritobreasts / 10/15/2014 at 2:27am / Miscellaneous