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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
Friday 1 May 2015