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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1979 (34 years)
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Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41849) - you deserved it (11878)

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