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Today, I Made Eye Contact With A Cute Guy From Across A Packd Train. He Then Yelld Out, In Front Of Everyone, "You've Got Foam On Yur Nose!" Mega FML

#20958414
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (3673)

On 11/15/2013 at 4:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Yesterday, my dad walkd in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I hered him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off ( real werd. ) mega FML

#20957730
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (15321)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by jack s.b. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today , I superglued the sole back into shoe. Unfortunately , the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and foot got superglued to shoe. FML

#20956277
87 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

2day after making several comments about how looool I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, ( Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant. ) FML

#20954137
134 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Wife And I Were Watching Killing Kennedy!! Jokingly, I Said, "Spoiler Alert: He Dies." She Threw A Book At Me And Won't Talk To Me!! I Think She's Serious!! FML

#20953867
95 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today... somebody broke into mah car... just to steal the obviously fake $1...000...000 bill hanging from mah rear-view mrror. FML

#20951747
92 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, during sex, mah girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story . FML

#20950354
85 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

yesterday I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I hered my nieghbors say, "You do." I've never met my nieghbors. FML

#20949324
65 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing ma ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resorted to asking a professor fir elp. Se turned it off, looked me in te eyes and said, ( Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip. ) FML

#20948176
104 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML

#20945549
96 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by UnfortunatelyAmusing (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

#20945220
115 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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