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mikaelap14
  • Town/Country : sydney, australia
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

#8410028 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (22118) - you deserved it (1703)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

#8366162 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (16281) - you deserved it (1496)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (19562) - you deserved it (1768)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that I tend to sleep walk, sleep dial, and sleep talk. How did I find out? The police showed up armed and ready at my door because I called 911 and told them about the dream I'd been having, in which my fiance murdered four people. FML

#8297685 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (19260) - you deserved it (2139)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by sleepdialer (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

#7492497 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (19399)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (36724) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263 (459)

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (140113)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (159027) - you deserved it (14425)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363080) - you deserved it (401427)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)