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mijzelffan
  • Town/Country : Zoetermeer, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 6149
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (354129) - you deserved it (66740)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47142) - you deserved it (11848)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15754) - you deserved it (3353)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)



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