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miglee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About miglee : First time on here idk what to say :/ well i play a lot of basketball sometimes 4 hours a day. I play atleast 1 hour a day. Yeah I'm kinda obsessed with it :P idk I just love it. I'm easy going takes a lot to get me mad and I like to make a lot of jokes :P.

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miglee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (4008)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

#21315476
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35715) - you deserved it (2620)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (3482)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML

#21310030
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36995) - you deserved it (2609)

On 12/02/2014 at 10:42am - love - by braceforcarnage (man) - United States

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (7797)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (32146)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42073) - you deserved it (11712)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

#21244424
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37334) - you deserved it (13010)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:31pm - work - by Alisterine - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35143) - you deserved it (10005)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML

#21237831
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51006) - you deserved it (4916)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38783) - you deserved it (2578)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand



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