About miglee : First time on here idk what to say :/ well i play a lot of basketball sometimes 4 hours a day. I play atleast 1 hour a day. Yeah I'm kinda obsessed with it :P idk I just love it. I'm easy going takes a lot to get me mad and I like to make a lot of jokes :P.
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miglee's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML
by missca / 12/15/2014 at 11:35pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2014 at 11:02am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by jesspacheco27 / 12/12/2014 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML
by Brasilian29 / 12/11/2014 at 7:01am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love
Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML
by shadysheikh / 10/29/2014 at 12:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jewelthewat / 09/19/2014 at 8:52am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
by Alisterine / 08/24/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But… Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women… Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded.…