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Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6816) - you deserved it (48464)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version



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