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mierz

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  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 4:45pm<b>bheaze</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 10:50pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 6:22am<b>meggieeeee92</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:24pm<b>infinitegrace</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 7:36am<b>shaar</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 9:20am<b>evilman776</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 4:10pm<b>kitkat1255</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 9:22am<b>almre</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 4:22pm<b>briebrianalove</b> - the 07/21/2013 at 3:49pm<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 3:04pm<b>Rocker5165</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 7:44am<b>thentaniasaid</b> - the 01/10/2013 at 1:42am<b>stargirl_95</b> - the 01/09/2013 at 2:30pm<b>ArnoD</b> - the 01/03/2013 at 7:58am<b>bullrider92</b> - the 08/24/2011 at 11:43pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 07/30/2011 at 4:34pm

Fucked!<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 10:45pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:22pm

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mierz's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

by apricot / 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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