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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML


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