About mickypequi : All sorts of cuddly, but totally ready to rip throats when the Zombie Apocalypse comes.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)
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