About mickypequi : All sorts of cuddly, but totally ready to rip throats when the Zombie Apocalypse comes.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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mickypequi's favorite FMLs
by Great. / 05/18/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Montana) / Love
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by TJ / 04/06/2012 at 7:10am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by gordogs 25 / 04/04/2012 at 6:53am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
by sad / 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by jasonnn / 03/30/2012 at 1:00am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy
by spermbankonlegs / 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…