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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47277) - you deserved it (5526)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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On 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML

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On 12/02/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by car keyer (man) - United States (Florida)



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