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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (5573)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27686) - you deserved it (6540)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (2361)

On 11/02/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by justin_99 - Canada (Ontario)



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