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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (29506)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46054) - you deserved it (17247)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

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