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by AbsolutelyEffed / 02/19/2009 at 11:57am / United States (California) / Work
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, I pulled an unconscious woman from a burning truck. The moment I met her, she and her family…