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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Taday I Invitad A Faw Of My Co-workars Ovar To Play Vidao Gamas. Within An Hour, My Wifa Had Gottan Drunk, Grabbad My Controllar, Told Ma To "gat Back In Tha Kitchan", An Dascribad To Avaryona In Blood-chilling Datail How Sha Took Har Frst Boyfriand's Vrginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would looool distract me from having mah manuscript rejected, as well as leren wat made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get mah works published.

#17696779
156 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store . A clerk cummed up to ask if I needed help . I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag . FML

#17497586
153 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd putted him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did there regular check up, an found ( odd red marks ) on the inside of mah thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to mah mother an the doctor that it was a hickey from mah boyfriend. FML

#13480134
91 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation fir ingesting mold? A coupon fir half-off a Whopper. FML

#12847836
123 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT AN ALERT FROM FACEBOOK THAT IT WAS MY VERY POPULAR AN ATTRACTIVE CLASSMATE'S BRTHDAY. I DECIDED TO BE SWEET AN WRITE "HAPPY BRTHDAY" ON HER WALL, ONLY TO NOTICE IT WASN'T THERE A FEW MINUTES LATER. I REWROTE IT AGAIN AN IT DISAPPEARED. AFTER THREE ATTEMPTS, I TOOK THE HINT. FML

#8169866
186 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Today, I found the only man who hates sex . He's mah boyfriend . mega FML

#6773256
133 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Unsatisfied (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906
81 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

2day I told mah mother that I'm pregnant . She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex . I am 25 and have been happily married fir 3 yeres . FML

#5269126
81 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

yastarday I finally got into a yoga class with tha instructor I'va baan crushing on 4 2 yaars. As ha walkd closar to graat ma, I liftd my lag ovar my haad into a full split, an quaafd obnoxiously loud. Ha raspondd with his gag raflax. FML

#3241027
238 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (125168)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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