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michael1993
  • Town/Country : u.s.a
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27694) - you deserved it (57736)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

#3192725 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (68613) - you deserved it (9506)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (46458)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (94681)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (293612) - you deserved it (16506)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (4617) - you deserved it (44721)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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