Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

micahdunk

Search for a member

micahdunk
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma:), USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About micahdunk : I am as spazy as my curly hair. I love God and making friends. FML makes me laugh which in turn helps my day go by better. If you wanna chat hit me up. You can find me on kik the username is micahdunk.

micahdunk's last visitors

Federgirlpieman528WaistDownUnderthe_rude_dudekAPISHSimplyEckslisaintYNWAamp88jr

micahdunk's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of micahdunk's badges

micahdunk's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (4770)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML

#7060819
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (4279)

On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

#6873751
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (2526)

On 12/21/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by chao (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

#6246770
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5193) - you deserved it (31122)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML

#4850742
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32631) - you deserved it (2222)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

#4028166
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (40873)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

#3252753
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53252) - you deserved it (2727)

On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

#973952
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (48535)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: