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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by chao (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States
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