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mibubu
  • Town/Country : Taipei, Taiwan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About mibubu : I'm stuck!!!!...in my life.

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Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43309) - you deserved it (2716)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by pianokiller (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60647) - you deserved it (16265)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797 (237)

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

#1704585 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (51534) - you deserved it (1672)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15214) - you deserved it (82662)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

#1600117 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you deserved it (90377)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

#1215114 (164)

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On 04/22/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by fastfingers409 - United States (California)

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397 (149)

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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

#1189537 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (51634) - you deserved it (2009)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

#1187689 (239)

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On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)