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Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said "is your dad home?" I replied "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12627) - you deserved it (26485)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by jtaylor94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (289275) - you deserved it (35520)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend called, asking, before I could even talk, to bring a condom- NOW. I had to smile at this request. I went to his house. A blond girl opened the door. He followed shortly, surprised to see me. I'm Celine. She's Cecile. Our names are one apart on his cell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (129542) - you deserved it (6073)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by manticora (woman) - Tunisia (Bizerte)



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