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mfred0322
  • Town/Country : Syracuse, NY,, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (2359)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States



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