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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34246) - you deserved it (2789)

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Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML


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On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML


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