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mfmylifesrsly
  • Town/Country : Houston, America, the land of the not so free
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 35053
  • Number of comments : 1330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

About mfmylifesrsly : My name is Haley. I have been on FML over a year now (you can see from my number of profile views). I'm a senior and this fall I’ll go to college to major in Music Education to teach children.

I was raised a non-denominational Christian. However, lately I’ve questioned that religion. Recently I decided to label myself as an agnostic theist. I firmly believe in God, but I am still searching for answers.

i h8 ppl who tipe lyk dis n laks grammer. It's so annoying. Some of you say "it's the Internet it doesn't matter stfu!" Tell that to someone you turned a job application to. They'll look at your Facebook, and if they see how dumb you are they'll contemplate hiring you.

I think it's funny that FML now has a Matchmaker and what your relationship status is, since I met my ex boyfriend/practical fiancé on here way before those were around.

Anything else you wanna know just shoot me a message.

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (38984)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (10174) - you deserved it (22686)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

#8972575 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (13995) - you deserved it (1485)

On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (5969) - you deserved it (15963)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (3472)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (19651) - you deserved it (3578)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (7314)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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