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mexicansweetie48
  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 5077
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About mexicansweetie48 : I'm a girl, mexican, and i love to do anything
and listen to music!

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Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (51230) - you deserved it (4538)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML

#309354 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (100710) - you deserved it (11938)

On 03/13/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by evanescence (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363131) - you deserved it (401479)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)