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mexicanguy39
  • Town/Country : Beijing, China
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8246) - you deserved it (53534)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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