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metazoanhaddock
  • Town/Country : La Canada, CA, United States, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About metazoanhaddock : My name is Daniel,

I'm 17, have red hair

I\'m kinda short....around 5'6" ish.....i don\'t know -_-.

i have glasses...although that's probably obvious...

i can ususally be found playing video games....

and on that note, for those of you that want it...

My xbox live gamertag is the same as my username: Metazoanhaddock

if you want to get in touch, im always up for a talk with somebody, or we could just play COD together XP

i like Manga/Anime....

And rollercoasters, lotsa rollercoasters :p

that's about it....


Why are you still reading this...

all the important info is up there^

seriously...stop!!!! it's not funny!!!

you're creeping me out!!!!!!

if you have read this far, bravo....you have as little of a life as me....
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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