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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 761
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About metazoanhaddock : My name is Daniel,

I'm 17, have red hair

I\'m kinda short....around 5'6" ish.....i don\'t know -_-.

i have glasses...although that's probably obvious...

i can ususally be found playing video games....

and on that note, for those of you that want it...

My xbox live gamertag is the same as my username: Metazoanhaddock

if you want to get in touch, im always up for a talk with somebody, or we could just play COD together XP

i like Manga/Anime....

And rollercoasters, lotsa rollercoasters :p

that's about it....

Why are you still reading this...

all the important info is up there^

seriously...stop!!!! it's not funny!!!

you're creeping me out!!!!!!

if you have read this far, have as little of a life as me....

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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26789) - you deserved it (5327)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23457) - you deserved it (5029)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

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