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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 797
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About metazoanhaddock : Daniel Miller

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metazoanhaddock's favorite FMLs

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2010 at 6:00am / Norway (Telemark) / Miscellaneous