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metalkrisi
  • Town/Country : Milton Keynes, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (2700)

On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19544) - you deserved it (13895)

On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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