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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About metalflower01 : Hi... That is all.

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Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (3560)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

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