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metalflower01
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 194
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (3444)

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