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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had to cancel wedding. On top of bieng upset about the break up, I was informd I owd a $900 cancellation fee 4 not using the venue. Single an broke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31921) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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