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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper,… Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth… Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we…