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metal27928
  • Town/Country : Cincinnati, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 May 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 425
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About metal27928 : My life is actually pretty good. Especially compared to all of yours.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66550) - you deserved it (9418)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)