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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81764) - you deserved it (16166)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (198858) - you deserved it (31505)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181482) - you deserved it (28542)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6438) - you deserved it (34693)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)



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