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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (58348)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it will help the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handle bars. The handle bars came off and I fell down on the cross bar, busting my nuts. FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 12:03am - health - by David (man) - United States (Illinois)



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