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Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

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On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to f*cking kill you, assh*le." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherf*cking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)