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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1577
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriand and I got into an argumanthila sha was in tha bathroom looool . I told har I was laaving har cuz sha's too naady . Sha cummd out of tha bathroom and thraw har usd tampon at ma . maga FML

#21151109
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46138) - you deserved it (32826)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah friend started his frst day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent an saying ( merde ) whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, an I'm still as single as ever. FML

#21150394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43684) - you deserved it (5618)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by thankssiren (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the grl he really likes sees me as a threat. fat FML

#21149888
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49574) - you deserved it (4784)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

TODAY, A CUSTOMER CUSSED ME OUT FIR HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER A JACKET SHE'S BEEN ( EYEING SINCE IT CAME OUT ). SHE LOUDLY EXCLAIMED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO REPORT ME TO MAH MANAGER AN GET ME ( FIRED. ) IT WAS MAH PERSONAL JACKET THAT WE DON'T EVEN SELL. REAL FML

Taday I visited my girlfriend at er place, one ting lead to anoter, and we ad sex fir te first time. Her normally very sweet cat now isse and savage me if I so muc as look at im. FML

#21034982
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42913) - you deserved it (7060)

On 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by idiot says pussy (man) - United States

Today I bought a new expensive dress fir a date . I left the tag on an hidden in hopes of returning it later . Someone saw it an rippd it off fir me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah dog found out how to turn mah Xbox off . So whenever he wants attention, guess wat he does . FML

#21019316
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (17653)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER NOT ONLY TOLD ME THAT MAH EX-HUSBAND WILL BE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH HER AND MAH DAD, BUT THAT I'M ALSO NO LONGER INVITD TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH MAH FAMILY. REAL FML

#20950805
104 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

Today, I've been awake 4 nearly three days due to homework an mah mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by mah own hand, an was accused of doing drugs. mega FML

#20950229
129 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing ma ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resorted to asking a professor fir elp. Se turned it off, looked me in te eyes and said, ( Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip. ) FML

#20948176
104 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (5400)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States



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