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Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML
by Kakapo4Ever / 05/20/2016 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Animals
by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love
Today, I was helping a customer find some shoes. When I brought her a size, she got a phone call. I motioned to the shoes and mouthed, "Bigger size" so I didn't interrupt her. She yelled, "Give me a fucking minute," and stormed out. About 5 minutes later, I realized she'd stolen the shoes. FML
by Saxicolous / 05/08/2016 at 8:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Sunshinenwhiskey / 05/05/2016 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
by Star_Wars_Lover / 04/26/2016 at 11:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Jmdezy / 04/05/2016 at 11:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML
by Dnamei / 03/22/2016 at 10:17am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by sericane / 03/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by TabbyCat87 / 04/09/2015 at 3:57pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
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