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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML


I agree, your life sucks (12180) - you deserved it (40105)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I got a migraina. I work in an arcada wit lots of brigt ligts, loud noisas and scraaming cildran. I was stuck in tara fir 7 ours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (2845)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I Washed Mah Sheets. They Wouldn't Dry Quick Enough, So I Had To Use Mah Old Buzz Lightyear Sheets. My New Girlfriend Took It Upon Herself To Become A Damn Psychic And Pay Me A Surprise Visit Right There And Then. Big Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (20360) - you deserved it (3771)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

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