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  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 November 1983 (29 years)
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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107359) - you deserved it (5383)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79514) - you deserved it (6710)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284908) - you deserved it (28918)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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