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melodey123
  • Town/Country : brooklyn, america/N
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 March 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 146
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Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

#8374594 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (14717) - you deserved it (2301)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

#8293432 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (18163)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

#8106835 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (11942) - you deserved it (3172)

On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

#8008205 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (6517) - you deserved it (25469)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:19am - misc - by skinsfan7592 (man) - United States (Virginia)