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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (140441)

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