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  • Town/Country : sylmar, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8000
  • Number of comments : 106
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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39140) - you deserved it (3106)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (255637) - you deserved it (35247)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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