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  • Town/Country : sylmar, us
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 August 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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