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melissa8998

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About melissa8998 : I have a B.Sc. in Health Sciences, I am 5'9, I love learning new things. I play ringette, have 3 cats, and I eat a lot of Subway.

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melissa8998's favorite FMLs

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

by Mr. Headshot / 04/25/2011 at 1:01am / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

by neverdatingacopagain / 04/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

by kindgartin / 04/23/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 4:17am / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Love

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

by rhartnett11 / 04/23/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

by n77 / 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Health

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

by Damian / 04/22/2011 at 7:11am / Intimacy

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

by Forgetable / 04/21/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

by randa / 04/19/2011 at 2:38am / Kids

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

by zoearcu / 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

by ColdHeat / 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

by bbedlock / 04/16/2011 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health