Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

meldale

Search for a member

meldale

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About meldale : i'm melanie(;

meldale's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:55pm<b>wcugirl12</b> - the 09/26/2010 at 10:39pm<b>peanut12719</b> - the 06/04/2010 at 12:18am<b>IsaacYorkHawk</b> - the 05/17/2010 at 8:53pm

meldale's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

meldale's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38474) - you deserved it (10240)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50358) - you deserved it (37051)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: