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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (10257)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53474) - you deserved it (39160)

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