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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 June 1985 (28 years)
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Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

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