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meintx
  • Town/Country : Nederland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1645
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About meintx : Hi, I'm kinda laid back, kinda wild, kinda open an kinda shy... But fun most of the time. I like a lot of stuff. So send me a message if you wanna know anything else. Or just to chat.

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Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8471) - you deserved it (33505)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14862) - you deserved it (34672)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16553) - you deserved it (40067)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33484) - you deserved it (6226)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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