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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
by NeverGonnaGetAny / 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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