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  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 February 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58801) - you deserved it (20293)

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