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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57380) - you deserved it (4098)

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